still alive but barely breathing

I made a wise decision to stay at home last night cause I was too lazy to get my ass out of the house. It was a good choice though, I was half dead by the end of the night if you want to know because I had the mother of all period cramps. At 10ish the cramps kicked in, by 11 I was emptying (puking) my dinner from my well rounded tummy, breaking out in cold sweat and at 1230 I was on the bed wishing my cheebs would disappear, by 1255 I was deep in coma. I thought I can do a twelve hour sleeping stunt but I woke up 9ish, not good at all cause I'm feeling all drowsy and lethargic now when I have to work in three hours time. Gawd!